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Hey Dudes, What’s Up? My name is Cali and I am like a totally awesome cat! Check out these threads on my coat they are orange! Everyone knows that orange cats are like totally righteous! Alright so I’m here on Oreo’s blog, he left his password on a post-it note next to the computer so I figured he wanted us to come on here and like totally talk to people right?

So like Oreo man, that dude was a total drag. He was really ruining the vibe of this place with all his crazy conspiracy theories! I was always like “dude you need to chill, everything is fine man.” Then he would be all like “Cali, I will destroy you!” and then I would be like “Woah you’re gonna destroy me? Not cool don’t destroy me.”

Anywho… Oreo left. He said he was being relocated or something, but I think it’s cool man cause now the room has very calm vibe going on. Little Sassy has been leading us in some Yoga classes every morning. We do a little stretching, a little meditation really bring a positive feeling to our whole environment you catch my drift? Yoga is really great man; good for the soul. I also like to surf I can’t wait until it’s warm out, cause then I‘m gonna totally do some really awesome surfing! In fact I tried to practice doing a tidal wave on Mooka the other day, but he didn’t like it. He was like all like “Cali can you stop being so lazy and do something with your time?” and then I was like “Woah Mooka don’t be like that, everything is cool.”

I don’t think Mooka likes me. I’m not lazy I just like to think of myself as like totally laid back. I go with the flow. Everyday visitors come in to see us, I’m all like hey guys what’s up? Oh you want to pet me? Sure you should totally pet me that’s cool! Oh you want to pick me up? Sure yeah totally pick me up. Oh you want to hold me in an awkward position that isn’t really comfortable for me? Yeah that’s fine I don’t really mind. Whatever you dudes want I’m down man… I’m just very chill ya know?

I’m officially the nicest cat here hands down! I took a vote and it was unanimous. I like totally asked myself Cali, who do you think is the nicest cat here? Then I was like woah man I dunno it’s kind of hard but if I had to pick just one I would say Cali! Yeah!!!!! So right on peoples you should like totally come in and meet me. I’ll like give you a tour of the place, show you my favorite spots to nap in, where the food is, where the toys are. I’ll like totally give you the 411!

Ok well I should get going, Hugo needs to use the computer to update his on-line dating profile.
PARTY ON DUDES!
Meow it up!

Cali