Day #432 of my Captivity

I did not know it was possible but conditions have deteriorated even further...

New inmates arrived, they call themselves Norma and Lillibeth. They have been assigned to the ward above mine. Their pathetic cries for attention and idiotic dumbfounded expressions lead me to believe they must be kittens. Prodigies no doubt sent from MENSA as informants on my progress. Their sole purpose is to discover the whereabouts of my mind control device! Try to invade spawn but I shall never surrender it over to your grubby paws. However there is hope! My sources tell me they are being transferred to another facility, a PETCO 100. {Note to self: perform research to discover what PETCO 100 stands for, also I need a list of all their agents and intelligence capabilities.}

When the evening warden left I attempted to infiltrate our file system. I found documents stating that Norma and Lillibeth have been "ADOPTED" and this is the reason for their transfer. This only further proves the ignorance of these workers who hold me captive. They do not posses any sort of spelling or grammatical skills, they clearly meant to write "ABDUCTED!"

This afternoon the wretched female they call Sonia in cell 3 continues to claim I am her brother! ERRONEOUS you insane woman! As if my gene pool would ever allow itself to be clouded by such filth! I watched today as she threw herself at the wardens. Her high pitched mews were filled with pleas for more attention! I looked over in disgust at her display. {Note to self: first priority after escape, report Sonia to the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) for abduction!}

That is all for now, I must retreat back to my cave and work on the blue prints for a radio-active mouse I am attempting the creation of.

Till we meet again!

Oreo

P.S. I have included a photo of me sitting upon my throne. This is a vision I am deliberately planting in your mind; the position of my authority shall not be questioned once I take over the world!